I need Ideas for a Band mascot?

A f*cking flaming giraffe that blows f*cking fire through its nose, and with f*cking bat wings that read "f*ck off" on the side of them. And when ever you ask him what his name was he would say "go f*ck off" but you would soon learn he's just a big softy named Gregg who loves to help the homeless on the weekends.